Resident Evil: Afterlife Trailer Debut

Yo suckas. The new teaser trailer just dropped last night for Resident Evil: Afterlife and it looks exactly what you think you'd be getting from a Paul W.S. Anderson film: flashes and blazing light, explosions and quick cuts, guns being pulled dramatically and in slow motion, 3D showcasing, mindless action, and absolutely no real connection (short of two character adds and the title) to the video game franchise that made it actually scary to play these things in the dark in the 5th grade.

When you're done with this teaser, you feel like you just drank a milkshake (nod to Mr. Plainview) mixed with The Matrix, Tomb Raider, B Movie Bullshitness and.... Well, Paul W.S. Anderson (which is a good substitute for sour milk).

So without further ado, here's what looks to be an awesome B movie, from one of the B greats.

RE:A will be unfortunately creeping into theaters September 10th and stars Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Spencer Locke, Wentworth Miller, Shawn Roberts, Boris Kodjoe and Kim Coates.

Munki Out.