French up-and-comer Astrid Berges-Frisbey has recently been cast as a mermaid in the yet to be On Stranger Tides. I told you about how they sent out a casting call, suspiciously pointing to what could have been mermaids.
The cast in certainly shaping up, with a few more added to the cast recently.
The film look like it could be getting lensed come May or June. Here's hoping we get some sweet sets pics.
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Strangers Tidesis currently set for a May 20, 2011 release date
That's one thing that never occurred to me, the entire franchise has gone mermaidless. Shit son. That's like having sex with a condom, I mean, withouta condom. Uh... I mean, never mind....
Reports will have it that the latest piece of casting news from On Stranger Tides is looking more intresting the usual, as far as the particulars of the females requirements...
Beautiful Female Fit Models. Must be 5′7-5′8, Size 4 or 6 – NO BIGGER OR SMALLER. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. MUST have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants. This is a show and tell of costumes with the director and the producers. Plan on an entire day of trying on clothes and being photographed.
Professional Dancers who are Swimmers. Females ONLY. Age 18-30. All ethnicities. YOU MUST have an extensive dance/swimming resume. We will be shooting in Hawaii.
So does that say mermaids to you? Or extremely fit and water trained random hot bitches?
Here's to some fish-tail-chicks on Imax 3D!
On a related note, I couldn't help but think of Zoolander. Let's revisit shall we?
As I reported earlier, Penelope Cruz is set to join the new pirates installment along with Ian McShane. now it also appears the Geoffrey Rush is set to come back as the awesome and fantastic Captain Barbossa.
First, let's just give it up to Penelope, for being such truly beautiful woman.
Second, let's give it up for her being as good an actress as she is gorgeous.
Third let's give it up for her ditching her recent link to Lars von Trier's in-the-works film, Melancholia. Oh there was a reason. She's booking Pirates 4 bitches.