Pooping Penguin Toy Candy Dispenser

 I dedicate this video, to a most smelly, a most hairy, most fat, and of course a very Mexican chick that I happen to know. (And her very great... Well, everything below her waist line is great, actually)




Munki out.

Poop In Your Shoes Goes "Squish"

I'd rather be lonely than happy with somebody else

I intend to be independently blue

This woman who once was mine

Has bid me fucking adieu

The worst part is 

Her smile stays on

That lovely face of her's

Knowing that I'm gone

They always leave me

I can never make it last

The one I loved the most

Drove off so Goddamn fast

She bounced out the dirt town

To foliage up north

And although I wanted to

She said no back-and-forth

This lover's game

Is a dangerous one

I played with all my chips

And lost so now I have none

The poop in my shoes

Constantly goes "squish"

To have my puppy back

Would be my one wish

To hear her bark 

And hear her go ruff

This pain inside my body

I've had e-fucking-nuff

But she's lost forever

With no tags that say she's mine

She happier now

Without me she's doing fine

And I know this

And know that I'm not

For without her

My heart will surely rot

Inside then out

I'll wither to my core

Of this I have no doubt

I can't take it anymore

I've got a good excuse

Where's that bar

It's time for 'Nana juice

And I know that isn't far

OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! GODZILLA'S COMING BACK TO AMERICAN CELLULIOD?!?!?!?!

I was first introduced to this monster, and the VHS, at 3 years old, and haven't stopped loving him since. Collecting his tapes and his toys, and even pretending to be him a few times, I have a big place in my heart for the most Tyrant Lizard I know.

So it gives me great pleasure to say that Godzilla is coming back to us, and this time, he's in very good hands.

Legendary Pictures has struck a licensing deal with Toho Company, owners of the Godzilla franchise.

One of many statements were made. Mostly sucking off such a rich and terrific movie history, but one sticks out,

Burbank, CA – March 29, 2010 – Legendary Pictures announced today that they will develop and produce a new film based on Toho Company’s famed GODZILLA character.  Through the terms of the agreement, Legendary Pictures has acquired the rights to produce a movie inspired by Toho’s Godzilla, a franchise the Japanese company created and has nurtured for over fifty years.

 That might not sound like much, but read it again. Legendary Pictures, son. The studio who has a 7-year, 40-picture agreement to co-produce and co-finance with Warner Bros., starting in 2005. Legendary Pictures' first full-length feature with Warner Bros. was the comic book movie, Batman Begins and they kept it coming with 300, The Dark Knight, Watchmen, The Hangover and Where The Wild Things Are, just to name a few.

So ma hats off to this and everything that happens with it. 2012 is shaping up to not only be big for Legendary, but me as well. With the Batman sequel set to bow that summer, along with this supposedly dropping that year as well, and maybe Iron Man 3/"The Planned Avengers Movie". So, I'm stoked, pumped, excited, and watching my pants for poop in anticipation.

Munki Out.

P.S. I'm not really watching my pants for poop... Because I wear diapers!