Update On Pirates 4 News, Mermaids?

Is that, what was... a damn mermaid?

That's one thing that never occurred to me, the entire franchise has gone mermaidless. Shit son. That's like having sex with a condom, I mean, without a condom. Uh... I mean, never mind....

Reports will have it that the latest piece of casting news from On Stranger Tides is looking more intresting the usual, as far as the particulars of the females requirements...

Beautiful Female Fit Models. Must be 5′7-5′8, Size 4 or 6 – NO BIGGER OR SMALLER. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. MUST have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants. This is a show and tell of costumes with the director and the producers. Plan on an entire day of trying on clothes and being photographed.
Professional Dancers who are Swimmers. Females ONLY. Age 18-30. All ethnicities. YOU MUST have an extensive dance/swimming resume. We will be shooting in Hawaii.

So does that say mermaids to you? Or extremely fit and water trained random hot bitches?
Here's to some fish-tail-chicks on Imax 3D!

On a related note, I couldn't help but think of Zoolander. Let's revisit shall we?



Munki Out.